Monday, October 26, 2009

Off We Go...

It appears that the library does finally have a moving date at last. It isn't  completely firm, as the schedule flexes at need to accomodate glitches and unexpected situations. But as nearly as I can tell now, the bookstacks will start moving over to their new location - NE 118 - on or about November 10th. When the stacks are finished moving, the Reference collection, Tim, and the Circulation Desk staff (Judi, Brett, and the part-time workers) will be moving over with the rest of the collection (and will be housed in NE116).

At present, we do not anticipate having to store any part of the collection (with the possible exception of some journal back issues), and we hope to remain open to provide services during the move. We will do the best we can to do so, at any rate.

Technical Services (Charlotte and I) will be moving to the West building around the same time as the stacks begin moving. It is very likely that I will be working out of my present office on a temporary basis during the move.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Disaster Plans and Zombies...

There is nothing funny about the need to have a disaster plan to address fires, shootings, pandemic illness, and other calamities on campuses. But it is nice to see that some folks managed to inject a little levity into the subject without ridiculing the subject itself.

As Rod Serling used to say, "Submitted for your approval:"

( from the "Quick Takes" section of the website Inside Higher Education )

U. of Florida Is Prepared for Zombies


The University of Florida's disaster preparedness Web site contains information on dealing with hurricanes, pandemics and ... zombies. The Associated Press reported that a university employee added the zombie response plan to "add a bit of levity" to the Web site. The guide for dealing with a zombie attack ncludes a helpful list of signs that zombie attacks may be increasing. You should watch, for example, for "increasing numbers of gruesome unexplained deaths and disappearances, especially at night" and listen for "lots of strange moaning." The guide includes an "Infected Co-Worker Dispatch Form" for Florida employees to let superiors know when a colleague exhibits signs of zombie behavior, with a checklist of such behaviors, including "references to wanting to eat brains," "recently dead but moving again," "lack of rational thought (this can cause problems confusing zombies with managers)" and "killed and ate another employee." A footnote in the plan suggests the importance of maintaining sensitivity in a time of zombie attack: "While many people refer to 'undead,' practitioners in the field of Zombie Studies and zombie advocates such as PETZ: People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies, and supporters of Florida Zombie Preserve, Inc. insist that the term 'undead' clearly connotes deficiency; specifically the absence of both life and death. Hence, we suggest here the term 'life impaired' to recognize the difficulties imposed on a former person by zombie behavior spectrum disorder (ZBSD) but without suggesting the former person is somehow 'deficient' as a result of the infection."